Saturday, February 5, 2011

Murphy's Horse Laws


Murphy's horse laws- Jeremiah sent me this, thought it was funny!
*If you do a thorough check of your trailer before hauling, your truck will break down
*There is no such thing as a sterile barn cat No one ever notices how you ride until you fall off
*The least useful horse in your barn will eat the most, require shoes every four weeks and need the vet at least once a month
*A horse's misbehavior will be in direct proportion to the number of people who are watching
*If you're wondering if you left the water on in the barn, you did
*If you're wondering if you latched the pasture gate, you didn't
*Hoof picks migrate
*Tack you hate never wears out
*Blankets you hate cannot be destroyed
*Horses you hate cannot be sold and will outlive you
*Clipper blades will become dull only when the horse is half finished
*Clipper motors will quit only when you have the horse's head left to trim
*If you approach within 50 feet of the barn in your "street clothes", you will get dirty
*You can't push a horse on a lunge line
*If a horse is advertised "under $5,000" you can bet he isn't $2,500
*The number of horses you own increases according to the number of stalls in your barn
* An uncomplicated horse can be ruined with enough schooling
*You can't run a barn without baling twine
*Wind velocity increases in direct proportion to how well your hat fits
*There is no such thing as the "right feed"
*If you fall off, you will land on the site of your most recent injury
* If you're winning, quit.

15 comments:

Mikey said...

So very very true!!

Redneck Geologist said...

LOL! It is true!

Rising Rainbow said...

Boy, isn't that the truth. LOL

Fantastyk Voyager said...

Those are just too funny and, unfortunately, true!!

John and Regina Zdravich said...

you nailed it!

Midlife Mom said...

Every single one is sooooo true!!!! Looks like you got blasted with snow just like we did. The most we have had in a number of years.

Glad you are going to get to go back to England! Not invited to the wedding?????? What's up with that?!!

Cheyenne said...

The amount of time those very thoughts have popped into my head!!!!Lol

Erik said...

So True

Horse Barns said...

LOL. I love this post, it is hilarious, and so accurate, very good, thanks so much for posting.

Gail said...

These are wonderful...and sadly true!

Midlife Mom said...

I need to put this up in the barn!

The Erudite Equestrian said...

These are absolutely hilarious.

I just started my own blog at http://eruditeequestrian.blogspot.com. Let me know what you think and leave suggestions for me :)

John and Regina Zdravich said...

Perfectly said!!! That about covers it!

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I got a lot of input
thanks and encouragement to keep writing.

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