Thursday, April 7, 2011

Found this Humorous & Mostly True.........


What they say v.s. What they mean
Started -- Rode Once
Green Broke -- Rode Twice
Ready to Show -- Green Broke
10+ Loper -- Can't Jog
10+ Jogger -- Can't Lope
Good Mover -- Stumbbles Occasionally
Barrel Racing Prospect -- Just Off the Track
Hunt Seat Prospect -- Should Be On the Track
Western Pleasure Prospect -- Too Slow for Barrel Racing
Cutting Horse Prospect -- Turns & Runs when frightened
Reining Horse Prospect -- Spins & Runs when frightened
15.2 hh -- 14.2 hh
16.3 hh -- 15.3 hh
Attractive --- Bay
Flashy -- Piebald
Good for Beginning Rider -- Lame in both front legs
Anyone Can Ride -- Lame in all four legs
Bombproof -- Lame in all four legs, Deaf, & Blind
Needs Intermediate Rider -- Runaway
Needs Experienced Rider -- Potentially Lethal
To Loving Home Only -- Expensive
To Show Home Only -- Very Expensive
Can be registered -- I think I know which stud got to the mare
Pony Type -- Small and Hairy
Warm Blood Type -- Big and Hairy
Draft Type -- Extremely Big and Hairy
TB Type -- Big Motor
Endurance Type -- Extremely Big Motor
Must Sell -- Insurance company threatened to drop me
Sacrifice Sell -- Family won't come back till he's gone
Clips, Hauls, & Loads -- Clippity clippity is the sound his hooves make as he hauls butt across the parking lot when you try to load him
Should mature 15.2hh -- Currently 14 hands, dam is 14.2, sire is 14.3, every horse in pedigree back 18 generations is under 14 hands, but this horse will defy his DNA and grow

Just one I have to add: Easy Keeper---Prone to founder


This was sent to me in an e-mail, Thought it was hilarious!

12 comments:

Vaquerogirl said...

Very funny! I wrote and sold a similar article about 15 years ago to HorsePower magazine.
Thanks for sharing!

Rising Rainbow said...

I've seen horses that fit these pretty well and certainly known sellers you could trust about this much too. LOL

Mikey said...

I laugh every time I read it, cause it's so true.

Cheyenne said...

That is very good!

Cheyenne said...

Very funny, enjoyed it!!Lol

Redneck Geologist said...

Funny! and pretty much true!

John and Regina Zdravich said...

Made me laugh!!

Sara said...

That was hilarious!

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